Gates

Fun, funny, short-tempered, immature, wise, cheery, always smiling, obnoxious but sweet, and loud. Gates(s) is a particular boy/girl whom always seems to be smiling, and making others laugh for the fun of it. Gates is an out going person who will attempt anything and everything, no matter what it is. They're strong willed and strong minded, nothing ever brings this person down. Gates(s) hate rules, and always try to find a way to find a void in them. A Gates is also someone who will become your best friend if you get past their obnoxious, odd ways. Gates has a tough way in life, but they will do their best to see the brighter side of everything. Befriending this kind of person would be the best decision in your life, because no matter how old you are, where you'll be in life, Gates will always be the person you can rely on the most. If you already have a Gates in your life, consider yourself to be incredibly lucky!

Girl 1: Look, Nick and that Gates are jabbering away again!

Girl2: Ugh, they always seem to be the ones who make all the noise, especially that Gates.

by Nae-Nae November 9, 2012

goats

Webcomic drawn by Jonathan Rosenberg. Contains only one actual goat, though other characters are aliens, a space mummy, a satanic chicken, and a fish that lives in a glass of beer. Located at www.goats.com.

Dammit, I go on vacation for a week and I've missed like 500,000 installments of Goats.

by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

by Jack Wang 2 April 17, 2009

the grates

A super-cool rock band from Australia. They have fun, happy lyrics and an edgy garage rock sound. Their first EP, 'The Ouch, The Touch' was popular with the alternative station Triple J but they gained mainstream sucess with their album 'Gravity Won't Get You High'.

The Grates are an awesome band.

by Anna August 17, 2006

Goatse

One Of The Best Known Shock Sites. With A Man Stretching His Anus

Joe:Hey
Max:What?
Joe:Have You Seen Goatse?
Max:Whats A Goatse?
Joe:You Really Want To Know?
(Max Visits Goatse)
Max:What The Fuck???

by DX3V21 April 12, 2009

goats

1. the most attractive type girls on the face of the earth.
2. the best animal ever alive.
3. goats, sheep, lambs, and ramz rule the earth.

abbie and morgan are so beautious, they must be goats.

by goatsduh April 23, 2007

Gates gate

Refers to the legal case in which Henry Louis Gates Jr, a Harvard Professor who teaches, among other topics, identity politics issues such as racial profiling accuses sergeant James Crowley of the Cambridge police force, who himself teaches other Cambridge police officers about racial profiling and how to avoid it, of racial profiling when sergeant Crowley arrested Professor Gates for disorderly conduct on July 16th 2009.

Pete: What's up with that thing about that black Harvard professor accusing the white cop of racial profiling?

John: Ya I've seen it. It's Gates gate. It's all over the news. Now get your fat brown eye off the remote so I can watch Red Eye.

by Ur Daddie July 24, 2009