gluteus-spectacularaus

a Rubenesque depiction of the human buttocks suitable for posting on an online blog without fear of ramification by the blog's police.

Oh and when it comes to Ms Joy Behar, tell her to pucker up and kiss my gluteus-spectacularaus.

by RevPettibone March 12, 2010

Gluteus Minajimus

Highly decorated ASSet.

The pink zebra spandex caused extra attention to Nicki Minaj's Gluteus Minajimus.

by KJ1234 August 7, 2011

Glutin'

1. Hauling Ass; a reference to the gluteus maximus muscle aka "ass" in "hauling ass". 2. Moving at a very high rate of speed.

Q: How did you get here so quickly? A: Dude, we were glutin' the whole way!

by International G April 4, 2009

gluteus-minimus

Just a very small butt.

guy: "I think I need ass implants, my butt cheeks are so small it hurts to sit down!"

girl: "Don't get implants, I love your gluteus-minimus!"

by mysmallbuttcheeks January 19, 2010

Vaginal Glutton

A new method of birth control where a micro chip is placed in a woman's vagina after intercourse. If 30 days passes, and there is no sign of a baby, the microchip will deactivate and be shitten out. If a baby is forming, the glutton will begin eating the baby. If the baby does not die from partial eating, the glutton will consume the entire thing, completely painless, but slightly ticklish to the woman.

Ill be back, I need a new pack of vaginal gluttons.

by Andy K April 18, 2004

glutimus maximus

The latin word glutimus maximus means your arse.

" I have a real pain in my glutimus maximus!"

by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006

Glutton

Someone who admits to putting an ad on the interent three years ago, looking for someone willing to be slaughtered and eaten.

42 year old Arman Mivas
A really fat guy

by Kurt December 16, 2003