gloatsurfing

Internet surfing to confirm your own greatness and enjoy a little schadenfreude at the expense of your vanquished foes.

I didn't get anything done at work today, I was too busy gloatsurfing right wing websites after Obama's big victory.

by Chiller November 8, 2012

gloataholic

A gloataholic is a person who gloats compulsively even though it's irritating to others and harmful to relationships.

Michael has alienated all of his friends at the bar by talking incessantly about his easy life and good fortune: No one likes a gloataholic.

by HappySheldon April 10, 2015

Gloof

Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.

Oh no. The gloofs are coming over for dinner.

by Kramakpac April 28, 2016

Gloom

A famous gamer who has over 800k subscribers on YouTube.
Although her real name is Kassima (Kassie), her screen name is Gloom.

Have you watched Gloom's new video?
Yes, it was awesome.

by Vik2001 July 6, 2017

Glookus

A person of questionable character who displays shifty behavior.

Also, a person with an affinity for foods rich in saturated fat and/or gummy bears from Firdaus' office.

Daniel, you are an immense glookus

by Glookus Monitor December 1, 2017

Gloobles

The act of going from a steady flow of back and forth messaging but then becoming busy so you stop responding as frequently, but you still maintain an interest in the conversation.

Hey, just got busy so gloobles.

by ARK3157 May 6, 2018

gloog nov

poo in the top part of a toilet so when you flush the toilet the poo is mixed with the water and there is nothing you can do about it.

oh shit lewis just did a gloog nov in the toilet and now im fucked

by ozmosis25 March 7, 2018