Gloobrunkis

this guy is a great all around person. he's funny, smart, and very kind. only unless you piss him off, then he'll go off on you like no tomorrow. he's strong as hell and he'll kick your ass if you mess with him, so you've been warned. he's still a great guy. he's kind of lazy though. he likes playing video games and hanging with his friends. he's easy to understand. he's trustful, and very bright, so you can trust him on advice. he's about an average body type with decent face. has great style, loves music, and hates school with a passion.

You are gloobrunkis

by Yeaiguesso November 9, 2022

Gloom Room

A term used to describe a room full of company fucks during a negotiation.

Well, after spending three days in the Gloom Room making proposals to the company, I can honestly say they are the dumbest mother fuckers I’ve ever met. No worthwhile proposals, no important dialogue, hell there isn’t even one good looking chick. I may need to find the Poon Room to make myself feel better!

by Tee Cee Deez April 5, 2023

glomp

the parent of a gloobus

Glomp: How about you start behaving, boy!
Gloobus: How about you suck my balls.

by therealpeely April 12, 2023

Gloofturd

The feeling you get after eating food at ikea

Stomach feels Gloofturd after the salmon and swedish meatballs from ikea

by poopbag69 May 4, 2023

gloombee

a depressed person who makes it their whole personality, and threatens to off themselves when they are bored.

person 1: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
person 2: stop being such a gloombee

by Hi Luis May 21, 2023

reverse glomp

Similar to the glomp, the reverse glomp involves the glomped party turning a glomp back on the glomper. Usually the glomper is still atop the glompee, the glompee then quickly rolls to the side taking the glomper with them, pinning them beneath, effectively reversing the glomp.

Dude1: Dude! Did you see that?
Dude2: No, what?
Dude1: That dudes girlfriend just glomped him and he pulled a reverse glomp! Now their in postion for a good fuck!

by Jack Rogers January 11, 2009

Gutter gloom

adj. To feel sad, bummed out or down in the dumps when one has finished a really great book.

"In the last chapter of Johnny Got His Gun I developed Gutter gloom."

by Maddog McMann December 30, 2016