emo glasses

Glasses with thick black frames, worn by people that don't actually need glasses, Make Skinny girls look hot in a hot-librarian-loves-the-cock kind of way. Makes fat girls think they look like hot Librarians when they actually look more like Ugly-bitter-librarian- feigning-originality-with-ugly-glasses. Emo Glasses Help skinny boys turn their skinnyness into a "thing" and subsequently gets them laid. Makes Fat boys look like Drew Carey.

"the hot one with the emoglasses next to the fat bitch in the emo glasses"

by Happelshmatz September 3, 2005

Nice cool glass of shut the fuck up

Please do be quiet you tosser.

Boy 1: Your sister is hot, man.
Boy 2: Hey, do you want to come round and meet her, maybe I'll offer you a nice cool glass of shut the fuck up

by Jamachine October 22, 2006

Glasses

Clear glass made to correct impaired vision.

Glasses help your vision. It also makes you look smart. It is no longer seen as geeky nor nerdy.

It could be worn as a fasion.

by Rhaize November 26, 2003

Glass Dick

A glass pipe used for smoking crack cocaine or crystal meth.

That girl just can't keep that or glass dick out of her mouth.

by FrankZito October 7, 2008

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

A phrase one can say meaning people should not criticize others for faults that they have themselves

Zach told me I had bad taste in music. I replied by telling him that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

by katie was here November 19, 2007

glass pack

A noisy, inexpensive muffler design made with fiberglass surroundings and stainless steel. Also referred to as cherry bombs due to a manufacture that produces glass pack mufflers.

When I get my Jeep Wrangler, I am going to put a glass pack muffler on it

by goods_25 September 27, 2009

Dahmer Glasses

Wire framed glasses in the shape of Venetian blind sunglasses, but with horribly tinted lenses. Made famous by serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer.

Not going to lie, Sophia is really pretty but those damn Dahmer Glasses she's rocking need to go! They aren't attractive.

by Cool James and Black Teacher May 27, 2018