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gibson guzzle

When your homie says he's gay and offers to guzzle your cock juice!
I'm coming out of the closet... I dont want no trouble let me hit you with that Gibson Guzzle!
by Barbqking May 25, 2023
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Gibson

Gib·son
/ˈɡibsən/
noun

an insufferable soy boy beta male that whines all day about how small they are "down there" in hopes that a female of any kind, requiring only a pulse, will take pity on him and help him lose his virginity. A Gibson is a rare type of person to meet in the real world. They have very little interaction with the outside world, and spend most of their time online due to being unemployed. You are most likely to find a Gibson in their widowed mother's basement moderating a Minecraft server, abusing the small amount of power they are granted in the digital space to compensate for being a poorly endowed NEET.
"Yes officer, that's the filthy Gibson that I found in my daughter's closet sniffing her dirty socks after he followed her home from school even though he is clearly in his twenties!"
by Ipardonyourfrench September 23, 2023
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Gibsoning

Standing incredibly awkwardly 6 feet apart while talking to the maiden interest
Boy 1: He’s gibsoning like a Gibson!
Boy 2: rizz is rizz.
by Gabegibaldenbarrettvhuck January 4, 2024
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Gibsoned

When a friend constantly agrees to things but backs out at the last minute
I got Timmy a job where I work and on the 3rd day he gibsoned us.
by Camtoons December 4, 2023
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gilson college

a really boring school who hires stupid indians who dont know anythung and has the worst education like how do i pay7k for trash schooling wth i can get better from rats
umm i go to gilson college
wtf ur poor ash ps (i HATE HATE HATE HATE miss pavaday, apopie, dr hudson, ackland, dat ngyuen, rayelene whale devlin, stupid indian year 12 and just SCREW GILSON WHY DO I SPEND SO UCH MONEY AND CANT HAVE DEB OR FORMAL OR EVEN YEAR BOOK QUOTES AM I LIKE WITH THE TALIBAN I HATE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH
by i hate maureen pavaday February 14, 2024
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gilson college

the WORST PRIVATE SCHOOL IN AUSTRALIA LIKE HOW AM I PAYING SO MUCH BUT SO BROKE BECAUSE OF THE STUPID INDIAN TEACHERS THIS SCHOOL IS SO BAD
what school do you go to
gilson college
yikes bruh
by i hate maureen pavaday February 15, 2024
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Gibson sting

When a person hurts themselves by touching the string tree of a Gibson guitar the wrong way, most times on accident. It results from the bit of strings sticking out from the trees which can puncture the skin—almost like a needle due to how sharp and stiff it is.

Usually will result in a bit of bleeding or potentially tetanus if the strings are rusty.
Person 1: Ouch, something on the Les Paul headstock just jabbed my finger and now I’m bleeding!

Person 2: Must’ve been the Gibson sting.
by Azzfucc February 17, 2025
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