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wizards gift

When someone sits too far back on the porcelain throne and leaves a small amount of shit on the back of the toilet seat, opposite of the witches kiss
"Someone has left a wizards gift in the toilet."
by Jeynox April 13, 2018
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"EG" experiential gift

To give someone an "experience" as a gift like a hot stone massage, hot air balloon ride, sharkdiving coined by EMR.
Giving "EG" experiential gift it so cool -- my friend gave me tandem hang gliding for my birthday and it rocked.
by Adele Cehrs November 6, 2007
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Pharmaceutically Gifted

Adj. ; A term derived from Emergency Services, describing a subject who/is either overdosed or extremely high on prescription medication.
That guy doesn't have the flu, he's Pharmaceutically Gifted.
by Fire Sergeant March 10, 2010
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gift

Also: G.I.F.T.

See Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory
Person 1: Wow, what a fine example of GIFT in action; he managed not only to use 15 contradictory racial slurs in a row, but he misspelled 10 of them.
by The Baron March 27, 2004
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Gift of the Magi

Origin: Those nasty scat loving Germans. As once performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.

Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.
Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
by Brett Herron November 9, 2008
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GIFT

Guy I'd Femininely Tackle
OMG, VIK. I was working on my kankles in the gym and this GIFT walked by me. I think he winked at me. Yummy.
by GABS© March 9, 2014
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Gift Wrap

To strike a ball Beckham style with unbelievable curve or whipage!
Bystander: "Watch Holmsy skye this!"
Holmsy catches it sweet with incredible Whip and in rockets into that top right extension!
Bystander: "Wow that was Gift Wrapped!"
The crowd go wild and start chanting "Schweinsteiger!!!"
by Shanelovdahoop15 March 23, 2017
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