frusteratron

a miserible oldish man who is grumpy

look at Bob isn't he a frusteratron

by fussyballbag January 21, 2011

first basexing

Text flirting, not as far as sexting. Getting to first base via text.

"Dude, I met this girl at the bar the other night we made out and have been texting."
"So... you guys are sexting then?"
"Not that far, just first basexing right now."

by mizmavis February 6, 2012

first piece of bread

The hoe that everyone touches but nobody wants

Jacy is the first piece of bread out of the group of hoes

by NiggaTheBoss420 April 25, 2015

First-World Poor

You own Luxury Items, such as an iPad, fast WiFi or a Gaming PC with an GeForce 1080, but you use them to look at you're massive Debt.

Man, im First-World Poor.
Why did you buy your PC?
To look at my Bank Account.
And, how much money do you have?
I am 10 grand in debt.
Why didn't you use your iPad?
I use that to look at my debt on the go.
You stupid Idiot...

by ElectrodeYT January 18, 2017

First Flooding

Paying respects to the original very first “First” comment ever posted on YouTube. When scrolling through comments, when one finds a “First” comment, do the same in the main thread.

Timestamps don’t matter. Once someone has started paying respects in main, all must do the same in main. It is also traditional to respond to any “First” comment with a reply of a simple, courteous “First”, while ignoring any comments other than that illustrious word, or replying to them with a kind “First”.

In this way, we keep the hallowed legend alive, and we are all first!

Cᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs Sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ
User 1: first
First Flooding begins!
(Ride of the Valkyries plays loudly)
User 2: first
User 1: @User 2 hey ur not first I am
User 2: @User 1 first
User 3: first
User 4: first
User 1: @User 3 stupid ur not 1st I am
User 3: @ User 1 first
…
All commenters follows suit to pay respects

by c November 19, 2019

First Quarter

As soon as; immediately

“As soon as I seen them hoes I jumped on them first quarter.”

When I seen them niggas I had beef wit’ I started dumping first quarter.

by oneloudpakk April 7, 2020

Firstcam

A term used to describe the gold standard for comical ad work.
Also,
One of Africa’s top advertising agencies, popularly known in Nigeria for comical ad work and managing government public relations.

“It’s funny but I don’t think it’s firstcam”

by Stevenroc April 12, 2020