Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks
That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy
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the inability to function as a human being for any reason, especially on a day where you need to do school or work
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Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...
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I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...
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Last year, Together As One was sooo amazing, thats where I met my best friend! Totally the best lemonade function ever!
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