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god fucking dammit

When you're more pissed than just a simple god dammit. Used quite often when filling out tax forms. Or when passing your second hour at the DMV.
See page 35, sub-section 2B under allowable deductions then print in triplicate? God fucking dammit! What warped minds came up with this shit???
by Badgerbear May 30, 2007
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Diet Fucking Coke

what you say when you realize your drinking diet coke and not regular coke.
by Metsrule2006 January 10, 2006
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jesus goddamn fucking christ

1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated

2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."

husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
by Moises Buentello December 2, 2010
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gay fucking

The process in which a gay guy nails the sweet tight ass of another male, gay or not
S-Man Jared gay fucked the whit out of me last night
H-You gay man?
S-Nah just horny as hell
H-Ah well maybe later we can do some hot gay fucking
by hornymanjerkingnow January 5, 2014
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Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation
Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.
by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011
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Fucking Dickhead

1. Someone who does really stupid shit with absolutely no reasoning behind it.

2. Someone who will will believe in something with nothing to back it up, yet won't believe in something no matter how much proof you give them
Kid 1: Dude, why the fuck did you rip up my bookbag for absolutely no reason!?

Kid 2: Because you have different opinions then mine.

Kid 1: You're a fucking dickhead you know that?
by Charles Dickhead March 21, 2010
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Fucking degenerate

Someone who makes compliments to an idiot beat-boxing in a fucking useless situation
Fucking degenerate: hey! Great beat box!
Beat box dude: sounds good man, Fucking degenerate!
by Killallnight May 30, 2016
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