forgays

The average gay fellates somewhere between 20 and 106 men, swallows 50 seminal discharges, has 72 penile penetrations of the anus, and ingests feces of 23 different men EVERY YEAR.

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That guy drinking the semen soda was forgays.

by Crinty August 2, 2003

Forge data

Creating data on experiments that were not conducted. This is an act of unethical behavior.

I am going to forge data on this experiment in order to safe time and money.

by Victrix June 20, 2011

forghetti

To never forget

Ex. Rest in spaghetti never forghetti

by TitaniaNiox August 21, 2016

Drink forgeter

Drink forget·er Spelled PronunciationDuh-rink for-get-er
–noun
1. a person that habitually forgets what drink is theirs
2. a person that regularly forgets they have a drink unfinished and leaves one abandoned for a fresh one
3. the mysterious source of rings in hardwood and other liquid sensitive surfaces

Origin: 2008; drink + -forgeter1
REM©

I need to sort through my trash to find some AOL CDs because James, the world's greatest drink forgeter, is going to be at the party tonight.

by Beyonder420 August 1, 2008

Selective Forgetness

The ability to 'forget' something just when the moment may suit the person.

"Hey, Elijah, you going out with Teresa tonight like you planned all month?"
"No man, her Selective Forgetness happened to kick in and she didn't ask her mom"
"Sorry man, I know you were really looking forward to it"
"Ya, but I don't want to be pulling a Teresa

by Vostroyan Pen May 25, 2009

fire and forget

Sleeping with someone and then never calling them again; different way of saying ‘one night stand’ that sounds better.

Guy 1: Hey man did you hook up last night? I saw a girl leave your room earlier.
Guy 2: yeah but it was nothing special, just a fire and forget.

by Todd_The_Godd May 16, 2018

forger

One who forces unwanted trash on others, all the while avoiding any work by the men’s of complaining about everything they have to do.

Yesterday we another unit gave us the forger and we had to pick up all their slack.

by Arsenal 7 November 14, 2017