frosted flake

a white person who talks properly

"Wow...she talks soo good...." "Its because shes a frosted flake"

by RrraaaayyyyyJ November 25, 2007

Frosted Tips

When you just take a fat shit and when you go to wipe your asshole, your anal hairs are hardened by shit.

John: "Why is Jeff celebrating in the bathroom?"
Jerry: "He's probably just feeling accomplished that he got frosted tips after eating tacos at Laura's last night."

by tidalmasa January 3, 2020

Frosted Strawberry

When wiping the head of the penis with tissue after ejaculation, sometimes a layer of tissue will stick to the head, leaving a Frosted Strawberry. Also known as Tissue Dick or Santa's Beard.

I need to take a shower to wash off this Frosted Strawberry.

by JohnnyD79 March 6, 2011

Frosted Flakes

When you are in the act of sexual intercourse and you take a chicks tit milk and you put it in her mouth. you then freeze your own jizz and take the frozen jizz and put bread crumbs on it. you then cheese grate it into her mouth forming a bowl of frosted flakes

i mad the nicest bowl of frosted flakes with my girl

by tarou micheal January 15, 2009

frosted cupcake

A frosted cupcake is the act of farting on your hand and slapping someone in the face and then quickly following up with a dirty sanchez.

hey you guys want a frosted cupcake.

ewww dude thats nasty *vomiting*

by Toby Kearney September 17, 2008

Floated

a tasty cold treat that is a combination of a slushy and soft serve ice cream. This concoction can also be mixed together. The floated comes from the ice cream floating in the slushy and not mixed obviously.

aka: floater

"would you like that mixed or floated"
"floated!"

by Wonder Chick February 19, 2009

frosted

Weed with many crystals making it look like it has frozen water on it

Damn the chron was mad frosted

by Anthony Mason July 16, 2008