Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul

A fake song used by people to mess around with friends.

Mercy: Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul is a weird song
Chip: Never heard of it
Mercy: It's because it doesn't exist dumbass

by Mercy#0193 September 22, 2019

You have lost your foreskin privilege

Fate decided by the council for making a high level offense to Reddit or a redditor

guy: "yo Minecraft is SHIT"
redditor: "the council will decide your fate"
*After trial*
the council: "you have lost your foreskin privilege"

by Boiling hot semen October 9, 2020

foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay

sexual intercourse; the proverbial "bone dance," to get a leg over.

When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.

by weave March 24, 2003

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.

Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

Sock Foreskin

The inside of a sock where all the material connects, balling up into an irritating bit.

Rodger: Man this sock foreskin is bugging the shit out of me its like theres a rock in my shoe I can’t get rid of.

Tony: Yeah I hate that shit too bro

by DannyDogg January 6, 2021

foreskinning

When Oda (aka Goda) plants seeds in early One Piece chapters for events that pay off in later plot developments.

Like foreshadowing, but abstracted to the point where even Goda choosing to have two related events occuring in chapters that end in the same last two numbers (or in chapter numbers using the same digits) is considered foreskinning.

Mugiwara1: Wow, did you know that the Chapter 925 opens with an almost identical panel to 592, returning to Spoiler island where we get an update on the redacted king!?!

Mugiwara2: No way, Goda foreskinning is on another level!

Mugiwara1: And Goda foreskinned that Redbeard was gonna be the main antagonist, back on trombone island too!

by One_Piece_is_Peak_Fiction February 10, 2025

foreskin cheese

when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance

you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!

by brayden_shmaydon March 5, 2025