sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees

I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Don't Flatter Yourself

The only sane response to thots that are too used to being the center of attention everywhere they go.

"Oh wow, what a total loser. I clearly deserve the awe and attention of someone who isn't a 5."

"Oh Don't Flatter Yourself, like you're any higher than a 5 yourself!"

by BS Allergy February 2, 2026

The Great Flattening

The feeling that everything in culture is starting to look and sound the same. Movies, memes, brands, even people online are flattened into the same vibe by algorithms and mass production.

Scrolling TikTok is like living inside The Great Flattening. Different faces, same sounds.

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 4, 2025

Not that I'm not flattered...

When someone does something dubious or creepy and you want want to offend them.

Hym "Not that I'm not flattered... But I would like to be paid for that 🤷 I don't think that's unfair. I did always say that I would be narcissistic Superman. And now I am. I am the Homelander and I can do what ever the fuck I want."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022