fistee

A fistee is the bottom-boy who takes another dudes fist up his ass while he jacks off.

Some of my fellow cadets want me to be the fistee in a fist-fuck session, but I said NO WAY -- you're not going to stretch my tight pink hole!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

fished out

Similar to being dumped:'fished out' is when you girlfriend leaves you for your brother or best friend.
Females can't be fished out.

Dude, I just got fished out.

by Vincent J. Marchese May 14, 2006

fitted

The exact opposite of sharted. To go to the bathroom expecting to shit, and ending up farting.

Man, I hate it when you go to the bathroom and do nothing but fit.

by Lowlander February 18, 2005

Fished out

Getting wrinkly fingers after being in the water for too long. Works as a synonym for "pruney fingers". The word fished serves to indicate the aquatic nature of this bizarre physical change in your fingers.

I'm all fished out", "Dude I'm done surfing for today, I'm fished out", "This bath totally fished me out!

by lol@you2 December 7, 2010

Fissedasapartman

Some drunken idiot who thinks he's a superhero and tries to wrestle the dustbins outside his own house.
A true 'Fissedasapartman' is identified as a man who loses the fight to his bins and or wakes up next to his bins,
covered in catshit and in the nip with a banana wedged in his butt cheeks. (Put there by kind-meaning neighbours.)

1)A Fissedasapartman is any male/semi-male from any city / town / hovel North,South,East or West, out on the town around four in the morning to be found trying to chat up a cigarette machine and pulling said device.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008

fistero

A man who is fond of being fistfucked.

Yo no voy a Hot. Solo hay fisteros
I don't go to Hot. Only fisteros hang around.

by fonsucu January 17, 2009

fasted cardio

A form of tourtue to ones self upon waking up out of bed in the morning. Preformed on an empty stomach, breakfast is served after "fasted" cardio.

Nick named "Hardio"

Girl 1: Did you get your fasted cardio in this morning?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! Got up at 5am this morning.

by The_mastaa October 28, 2015