firestarter

small debris, wood, newspaper, people, etc. used to create a conflagration
or alternately alcohol

We need some firestarter to burn this bitch down (translation: we either need kindling to literally burn the place down, or we need some alcohol to get this party started.)

by J. April 2, 2003

Ass-fires

1.Really bad Diarrhoea, so much so, that it feels like fire is coming out of your anus.

2.Worse than normal diarrhoea.

I had such bad Ass-fires earlier that now, I can't sit down.

by Erika Munoz February 28, 2008

Mcfuckery Fries

An expression, to describe the consummation of information that is totally absurd.

Well serve me up some Mcfuckery Fries! Miley Cyrus has clothes on!

by RaggedyBitchofTheEast February 9, 2014

elvis fries

French fries covered in cheese and gravy. In Canada known as poutine.

Elvis fries are the shit, yo.

by Youlovemebitch January 10, 2015

American Fries

French fries in their American form.

Referred to as simply just "fries", America has won again in stealing one's heritage.
"I love me some American Fries"

-Donald Trump

by SpockBlocker October 28, 2016

homeless fries

Leftover French fries found at the bottom of the bag. Can be claimed by anyone and are exceptionally delicious.

My family got some McDonald's, you want the homeless fries?

by Triggered savage May 7, 2017

shit fries

The stinky ass kid in your Chem class that always mouths weird things to you like "help me" and stairs at you until you notice then does a weird ass gesture

"YO SHIT FRIES GIVE ME A PENCIL"

by Shit fries September 7, 2017