in vit-bro fertilization

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.

Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.

by TwoFacedJG135 February 11, 2012

Plain of Fattitude

The point at which a girl is so fat that her ass becomes flat, additionally that ass fat may transfer to the crotch in some cases.

Damn, Shelley has reached the plain of fattitude.

by Hemeroid McGee June 3, 2018

Plain Of Fattitude

When a girl becomes so fat, her ass becomes flat. May also transfer fat to the crotch.

Damn, she has hit the plain of fattitude

by Hemeroid McGee June 4, 2018

festicles

Dressing up your testicles in holiday attire

(derived from the words festive and testicles)

whenever christmas rolls around Jim paints lefty green and righty red making his festicles look mighty jolly

by G·r·a·h·a·m July 2, 2005

fertilicious

Describing an attractive woman that likes sex, doesn't use protection, and gets pregnant a lot. She probably has several baby daddies. She never goes home alone.

That chic over there looks pretty fertilicious!

by D Designs LR January 16, 2010

Fertigo

The tension or discomfort when trying to finalise or complete a task.

Derived from 'fertig', the German word for 'finished'.

Gary: Man I was getting near the end of a 20 hour essay writing session when it really hit me and I almost passed out!
Steve: Shit Gaz, that is some serious Fertigo
Gary: True that, need some cheeky Nandos to recover.
Steve: On it.

by gionbundi March 28, 2017

fattitude

(noun) Spending your time doing one of the following: eating, talking about what you just ate or thinking about what you are going to eat next. Often associated with being overweight.

I would exercise, but it interferes with my fattitude.

by cyclosaurus January 22, 2009