fountain

Can be used as a verb or noun

1. When you quickly drop online currency in one spot and watch n00bs pick it up. Acuired the name fountain because in Maplestory when you quickly drop mezors, it looks like a fountain of coins.

2. Putting your hand in your pocket, grabbing all the loose change, and quickly throwing it on the ground to see what happens. Mostly for entertainment purposes.

1. Lol, look at that noob feeding off that fountain

2. Dude, yesterday i fountained a bunch of change in front of some hobos and one of them lost an ear fighting for one of the dimes

by Nick Chiasson November 17, 2007

Fountain of Youth

Upon finding a girl with a tracheotomy, you proceed to make love to the hole in her throat. Right when you're about to close the deal, get balls deep so your helmet protrudes out of her mouth. Then finish out of her mouth and revel at how much it looks like a fountain.

Colton: So i was bar hopping the other night, found this chick with a trache, got her piss drunk and did the fountain of youth.

Tom: (Sits there in stunned silence)

Colton: I know, awesome right?

by SIIS Balls January 28, 2010

Funtime comics

A small press outfit based in New Zealand that operates on the principle that anyone can make comics. They regularly publish an anthology commonly described as "democratic" and a range of other stuff as well as maintain a database of all comic related happenings, peoples and events in New Zealand (cultural hotspot).

Funtime comics rock my world.

by Tiny Molasses July 30, 2008

Meat Fountain

A person that helps you build your computer and proceeds to not help you fix the things that are wrong with it and then never talk to you again.

So I texted him but it turns out he's completely ignoring me and I have to go buy extra shit just to fix it, whata fuckin' meat fountain.

by Creatures of the Night August 8, 2009

Protestant Water Fountain

Urinating into the mouth of someone performing fellatio, after ejaculation.

Ryan: I can't believe she asked for a Protestant water fountain!

TimTim: She must have been thirsty.

by sucifer February 5, 2010

Golden Fountain

A Golden Enema with a twist. Fucking her doggie, you piss up her ass without telling her. As soon as she figures out what is going on, you pull out and kick her as hard as you can in the ass, forcing her to fall on her face and spray the contents of her ass into the air.

Is the definition not enough?

by Sawbuck April 14, 2005

Funtak

A profoundly amusing little mage, occasionally found in the central regions of Dereth. To prepare, first bash gingerly with a light pounding motion until movement ceases. Then cover in Nannas and serve.

My, that's some delicious Funtak! Please pass me some more!

by Tusker Guard May 14, 2004