Snakin' Fakin'

When he brags about his penis size but really he has a small one.

"Brad said he had a large dong but turns out he was snakin' fakin'"

by Holly1994 April 1, 2017

excesive fapping

normal masturbation speed times 3.

I was excesive fapping to pornhub.

by EXCESIVEFAPPER12345 September 2, 2017

Sorrow-fapping

When you're really depressed and you start to cry and fap at the same time, and you continue to fap even though you're crying.

I was really sad one night so I started looking at porn and was beginning to start sorrow-fapping till my girlfriend came in the room.

by PsudoWoodle October 21, 2017

Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018

Facking

Having sex whilst really tired; "fucking while knackered"

I often fall asleep while we are facking; I just can't deal with sex when I'm so tired

by JoTony November 11, 2014

farking

The act of copulating within a suburban parkland.

Those two mad rooters are farking in the kiddy swings again!

by Fearnze February 8, 2007

Fanking

The act of wanking to photos on facebook.

"I fanked to her gramdas fb picture so hard that i now i have a sticky keyboard."

"I caught him Fanking to my little to my little sisters profile piucture"

by scumcum May 14, 2010