Fair is foul

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist

1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’

by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023

Fair play

Another say of showing satisfaction to a situation or question. Another way of saying "fair enough"

1. "You wanna go out tomorrow night?"
2. "Na can't mate"
1. " what u doing?"
2. " I got work"
1. "Fair play. How about Friday?"
2. "Yh thats cool"
1."alright calm. See u then"

by Flynn Garcia August 9, 2021

corndog fair

A gangbang where all the dicks have penis sleeves.

I felt very full after those five guys took me down to the corndog fair.

by Fencer666 March 22, 2022

foul is fair

Basically anything goes , bad behavior being foul , is accepted and to be expected .

Street fighting rule # 1.
Fight at your own risk . Foul is fair . Example : me have gun , you have none . Fair and fun .

by Han $olo September 1, 2022

cookies at the fair

A common expression that indicates an item is being handed out in large quantities. Comes from the fact that cookies are frequently handed out at fairs.

That company hands out bonuses like they are cookies at the fair

by cribbage_lover January 22, 2014

Fair Emuff

When accepting defeat in a conversation. Ali G style izzle.

Julie-"Hey stop fuckin Naomi Cambell shes a dog"
Ali-"Fair emuff" (fair enough)

by Bobz and Sunil....er....izzle May 19, 2003

fair gash

The term 'Fair gash' is usually used to describe a female who is neither ugly, nor what you could call a 8-10 pull. Fair gash is usually pulled by fair cock eg. if your a 6 yourself, you will most likely get 'fair gash' on your best nights, and waste gash on your worse.

Pulled some fair gash out on the pullpatrol last night, wasn't a stunner, then again i was wankered.

by scottyisahotty August 22, 2010