A young man with latent homosexual tendencies who is in denial but uses other young men's Facebook accounts to indulge in anal/penile fantasy action.
That Oliver is such a Facebook Homo. He's always using Mat's Facebook to express his desires. I wish he'd just come out and we'd all be happy.
by Garry Ladd January 28, 2010
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Person A: "What's up?"
Person B: "Checking my Facebook!"
Person A: "Again!?" "Dude, you Facebook bimbo!"
Person B: "Checking my Facebook!"
Person A: "Again!?" "Dude, you Facebook bimbo!"
by JumperDreams June 26, 2010
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On the social networking site, Facebook, the Facebook Paradox is the inverse proportian between the number of friends on has on Facebook and the number of friends one has in real life.
The paradox can be explained by reasoning that somebody who is so active in Facebook must have a lack of real life social interactions to account for the time they can afford to spend on the Internet. On the converse, somebody with a very active social life does not typically worry about spending too much time on social networking sites, hence the lack of Facebook friends.
The paradox can be explained by reasoning that somebody who is so active in Facebook must have a lack of real life social interactions to account for the time they can afford to spend on the Internet. On the converse, somebody with a very active social life does not typically worry about spending too much time on social networking sites, hence the lack of Facebook friends.
Jenny has 3,000 friends on Facebook, but nobody really even likes or talks to her. She is an example of Facebook Paradox. Lots of friends on Facebook, but hardly any friends in real life.
On the other hand, Carol only has 30 friends on facebook, but everybody things she is really cool and she has an active social life. She is also an example of the Facebook Paradox.
On the other hand, Carol only has 30 friends on facebook, but everybody things she is really cool and she has an active social life. She is also an example of the Facebook Paradox.
by Chad R. May 22, 2007
Get the Facebook Paradox mug.a) the spouse of a facebook addict, not usually referring to a facebooker
b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing
b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing
Samantha: Have you talked to Jill lately?
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.
by karbyn October 1, 2007
Get the facebook widow mug.An uptight and anally retentive individual who goes around reporting suggestive and offensive material on facebook even though they are free not to view such material.
Person A: "If you don't take down your group to end women's suffrage, I'm going to report you!"
Person B: "Damn, she can't even take a joke, what a facebook nazi."
Person B: "Damn, she can't even take a joke, what a facebook nazi."
by Plastikglass March 5, 2007
Get the facebook nazi mug.n. A social-networking site found on the interwebs. When a user registers they are able to add friends and join groups, similar to myspace. What was once a simple, unique site good for college students wanting to stalk each other, it has spread and grown to include high school kids who want to post pictures of them getting drunk, and later to include anyone who is an alumni from a university or high school.
Originally a person's page only showed their name, info, interests, etc. After numerous layout changes, you can now see what "actions" a person has made on the site, as well as add applications that serve no purpose other than to cause Java and Flash Player errors, and make the site more corny.
Despite all this, it is still commonly used for procrastination as well as stalking.
v. To facebook someone is to look them up and/or request they be your friend.
Originally a person's page only showed their name, info, interests, etc. After numerous layout changes, you can now see what "actions" a person has made on the site, as well as add applications that serve no purpose other than to cause Java and Flash Player errors, and make the site more corny.
Despite all this, it is still commonly used for procrastination as well as stalking.
v. To facebook someone is to look them up and/or request they be your friend.
Frank: Hey, did you facebook me?
Betty: I tried, but there's so much crap on there now that it takes forever to load.
Random: Hey, did you guys check out the pictures I posted of my friends downing vodka and passing out on a couch? Man, college is great!
Betty: I tried, but there's so much crap on there now that it takes forever to load.
Random: Hey, did you guys check out the pictures I posted of my friends downing vodka and passing out on a couch? Man, college is great!
by Matt..... June 28, 2007
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