fanny face

When someone male or female is acting stupid or a girl whose fanny looks better than her face or whose face looks like a fanny!

Eurgh you have a fanny face!! your soo dumb!!

Why are you sucha fanny face?!

Its ok!! her fanny is in good condition, shame about the face!! o well will just put a brown paper bag over it whilst im doing ma buisness!!

by areilly February 8, 2008

fanny fingers

a woman who is seen to be touching or scratching her fanny then sniffing her fingers

look at that dirty bitch with the fanny fingers!

by nat & dave August 4, 2008

Fanny Hammer

A vibrator or dildo. So called as women can thrust it in and out of themselves with high speeds, hammering their vagina.

'Can you pick me up some AA batteries when you next go to the shop John, my fanny hammer's dead.'

by Randy Rob October 25, 2008

fanny adams

Usually a more pleasant way of saying "fuck all" or an alternative way of saying "nothing at all".

"Sweet FA" is an even lazier way of saying it.

PersonA: So, what have you done today?
PersonB: Sweet fanny adams, that's what.

by Kringlebeast March 11, 2008

fanned out

to be way too hyped in front of celebrities

"I knew he was just a person, but when I met Andrew Reynolds I completely fanned out."

by slewbomber October 24, 2008

fanny

Obsolete: A pet form of the name "Frances".

UK and Australia: the female genitals

US: the buttocks

As a result of these different meanings, there is bound to be confusion.

"How's my sweet, lovable little Fanny?"

"Have you seen my Fanny?"

"I'm in love with Fanny..."

"That's my Fanny; as cute and sweet as ever!"

"What could she do? She was out on her fanny."

"We deserve a spanking, right on our fannies!"

"Just look at this little rash on her fanny."

"I'll just put it in my fanny pack."

"Danny, Danny with the big, white fanny-!"

by Lorelili May 17, 2007

fanny fart

the most amazin sound we have the pleasure of creating following shagging, especially doggy style. the greatest thing is you can learn to do them solo when standing in your head. far from being an insult, fanny farts are our fanny's way of sayin thanks for a great shag, it shows they have a world of their own and they jus want to be appreciated!! WE LOVE FANNY FARTS!!!!!!

"OH my god the sound of your fanny fart has just made me come i love fanny farts!!!"

by cheryl and hannah February 16, 2004