A phrase put at the end of a sarcastic or misleading statement to imply how unheard of it is; this joke is mainly used when a person can't think of anything clever to say
"'Man, where can I get a pair of those Uggs?' said no one ever."
"'Let me Bing that for you!' said no one ever."
"'Nickelback is comprised of the finest musicians of our generation,' said no one ever."
"(INSERT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGICAL STATEMENT HERE), said no one ever."
"'Let me Bing that for you!' said no one ever."
"'Nickelback is comprised of the finest musicians of our generation,' said no one ever."
"(INSERT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGICAL STATEMENT HERE), said no one ever."
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Eric: You're a fuckin lesbian junkie crack whore!
Girl: What ever!
Friend: Can I borrow your CD player?
You: What ever...
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by Saint Nikki January 6, 2005
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A beautiful girl who can sing amazingly!!! And she has so many talents. She has beautiful hair and can be sassy when she wants. She has the greatest sense of humor and she will rock your world. She knows right from wrong. She is willing to take any risk for her friends because she loves them. She doesn’t accept boys unless they are only friends. Once you meet Evea don’t let her go. She is kind, sweet, and knows what is best for you. She is very smart and loves to draw, sing, dance, and do gymnastics. She has so many talents. If you don’t know evea you should meet her. Ilysm evea!!!
girl 1- have you met evea?
girl 2- no.
girl 1- OMG you should!!!!!!!!
girl 2- okay.
*girl 2 meets evea*
Girl 2- AHHH she is the best girl ever!!!!
girl 1- RIGHT!!!!
girl 2- no.
girl 1- OMG you should!!!!!!!!
girl 2- okay.
*girl 2 meets evea*
Girl 2- AHHH she is the best girl ever!!!!
girl 1- RIGHT!!!!
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Get the what-the-fuck-ever mug.The king of all pimps and hoes. He owns 3 albino tigers. If you were fricked by Ever you may be abale to compensate over 9 million dollars if you hole was ripped.
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So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.
So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.
by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004
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