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dirty evelyn

When you drink a case of beer, get the giggles, and can't stop peeing on your big african american partner thus muddying the dickorative gourd.
My mom dirty evelyn'ed this big black dude.
by Jsmith31885 January 3, 2015
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EVELYN

A VERY TALENTED HOT GIRL THAT LIKES SOMEONE BUT DOESNT SAY YES WHEN U ASK HER OUT
OMG UR SO EVELYN
by AIDENLMAO May 11, 2018
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Event Bombing

The act of browsing random open events on Facebook and confirming your attendance. Once done, sit back and watch the abuse/confusion unfold!

High impact targets are those which feature few guests or are of little relevance, for example, a child's 1st birthday party, a girlie night out (as a male), or perhaps mix things up by being the only white guy at a party.
"Steve's event list on Facebook is looking pretty full"

"Yeah, I think he might be Event Bombing"
by terrorfall April 24, 2010
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Event Coordinator

The new "PC" way for a hooker to define her profession as an escort, hooker, prostitute, lady of the night.... She thinks that she is better than a street walker because she works in clubs.
The girl brags about making money at clubs by getting guys to buy "shots" because she is the "Event coordinator". She reveals this in the morning after being dropped off by a "friend".

She travels with friends that pay for her company, because she is "fun to be around".

When confronted, she will say "I guess you could call me an escort but I don't have sex"!

IMPORTANT: The girl will never actually be on the clubs payroll.
by Alpha Male November 13, 2012
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Evelegh Syndrome

When pubic hair belonging to either males or females grows from inside the urethra. It's more common than people think, a recent medical survery found that in England and Wales 1 in 40 people at some point suffered from this condition which can be treated quickly and easily with over-the-counter medication.
"Doctor, I seem to have pubic hair growing from the end of my penis."

"You have Evelegh Syndrome"
by heilmeiler May 5, 2009
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eMeltdown

When one writes a splurge of personal information about one's problems, deepest feelings, and so on, over electronic media, frequently to a large group of people. Often, these revelations could not be made face-to-face and/or without the assistance of a mood altering substance, such as alcohol. eMeltdowns generally result in a feeling of shame or embarrassment the following day. Recipients of eMeltdowns often feel awkward upon seeing the eMelter afterward.
A usually reserved employee might send the following eMeltdown to his or her colleagues: "I just want to let you know that if you see me crying it's because I'm going through a divorce because my wife and I haven't had sex in seven years, and is anyone interested in housing my beanie baby collection? I have over 1500 and I don't want lose them in the settlement."
by starfish3000 February 17, 2010
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eventcation

Combining a vacation with an event such as a baseball game or concert.
I’m going to Toronto for an eventcation to watch the Red Sox pummel the Blue Jays.
by kidgoat October 1, 2010
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