Evansexual

Being totally and utterly in love with Evan Peters.

Nina: im so in love with Evan Peters i want him to rail me!

Lena: i think your evansexual!!

by Nicolalena123 December 25, 2020

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everbridge

Small area of skin between butthole and ballsack

Sam was sucking my dick and went nose to everbridge

by Therealsolarised May 10, 2021

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Evvls

A sexy ass lightskin nigga you makes good ass music for a living and has big dick energy

Boy:"Yo you listen to Evvls?"
Girl:"Yes"
Both have extreme hardcore sex

by Syfxn October 6, 2021

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Even I don’t know who to root for

What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties

*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for

by ben&scarys October 6, 2022

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Fairly EvenParents

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".

Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.

by Telephony February 19, 2015

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Total Dickhead Event

Total Dickhead Event: a public drunken stupor so embarrassing, humiliating, and utterly mortifying as to convince the most hardend boozer to giving up the drink.

“I’ve been on the wagon since my Total Dickhead Event at Meghan and Harry’s wedding.”

by Superchuck September 6, 2018

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