Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

Ich freu mich an erster Stelle einfach für Mehmet

A german phrase, well known by the Streamer "MontanaBlack88".
It's used in a conversation as a random reply when someone is about to show off something they are proud of.
It could also express your indifference of someones question or statement in a ironic way.

Example 1:
Person A: Wow, ey, I scored a triple Nuclear last round!
Person B: Nice, ich freu mich an erster Stelle einfach für Mehmet.

Example 2:
Person A: Wow dude, I had great sex last night.
Person B: aha, ich freu mich an erster Stelle einfach für Mehmet...

by OnMap October 28, 2019

EssTeeEffYuu

STFU;
A way to say STFU to completely annoy people
and make them look like idiots;

Usually used in the Gamer Talk,

Simple as that.

Player 1: Dude Wtf

Player 2: EssTeeEffYuu noob

by EssTeeEffYuu August 27, 2009

Ertechtion

Getting a swelling in your groin when excited by a new piece of technology.

Geek 1: "Hey did you see the new Macbook?"
Geek 2: "Oh boy, I had a full on Ertechtion."

by Bean There Done That November 17, 2009

easter rabbit

The Easter rabbit is a fake myth/ legend also called the Easter bunny

The Easter rabbit brought me a Easter egg and some candy

by JustJordi12 July 6, 2016

eastern oregon university

A place that wants to be a university desperately but fails at every level. Set in a town far far away where everything closes and nothing is open. This place will do anything to lure you there. The weekends seem like a scene from 28 days later. People like football and Trump. If the taco bell (10 minutes away) wasn`t open sometimes, people will start killing each other.

I can`t remember if I was walking around Eastern Oregon University or watching the shining. I should`ve pinched myself.

by elviaje26 November 26, 2016

Erstine

A girl that is holy, kind, cute and helpful at times you need her. Guys will fall for her good deeds and cuteness overload. But an Erstine only attracted to men who are lonely and dark since she'll fill the gap in his heart and be part of him.

That girl you talked to, she's such an Erstine, isn't she?

by Break and Brick July 18, 2017