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eleven

The number of time zones in the former Soviet Union.
"Do you know how many time zones they have?"
"Uh, yessir. Uh, four ... uh, nosir. I never really studied that up."
"Eleven."
"Eleven. It's not even funny."
"Eleven."
"Eleven. That's, that's ridiculous."
by Nathew (#581476) November 14, 2005
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fifty-eleven

It could be defined as 65, but the true meaning is a very large quantity of something.
"There are fifty-eleven mosquitos in my tent!"
"Wendy's bithday party had fifty-eleven guests!"
"I want to have fifty-eleven friends when I grow up!"
by whendj February 9, 2010
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Elevens

When two men with erections stand against each other. Their erect penises are side by side making an eleven.
Your so hard, I love feeling elevens with you.
by zimmerframe August 27, 2018
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Eleventh-Hour Breakfast

An Eleventh-Hour Breakfast is a breakfest meal that consists of an apple, a container of yoghurt, four pieces of bacon, a can of baked beans, a slice of buttered bread, and fish fingers and custard.
I just had the best eleventh-hour breakfast!
by NeverEatPears December 28, 2019
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Eleven

11, the integer between 10 and 12. It is the 5th prime number. 11 is odd (or weird if you want to say)
RIP Pawn Stormer E Eleven
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021
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eleven pound whole slab of deli ham

11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes
karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it

meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
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nine eleven

a Minecraft world with a McDonald's store that got fbi'ed the shit out of
nine eleven-FBI open up McDonald's your getting raided
by ethan garner October 20, 2019
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