bird ejaculation

Stuff that comes out after a bird ejaculates, duh!

T:"Hey Jon, I think that pigeon is going to rape that dove." J:"Can birds rape each other?"
T:"Of course"
J:"It's like how they produce more birds... bird ejaculation."

by Makk October 25, 2005

ejaculate

Also used as a projectile weapon that can move at very high speeds.

18:23 <YonOid> shoulda shot them in the eye 18:23 <aC|D6> with ejaculate?.

by Foug April 9, 2003

Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment

The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.

Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!

by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008

ejaculation wad

A derogatory term describing one who acts in such a way that they resemble a wad of the contents produced when one ejaculates.

That Ejaculation Wad just pissed on me!

by Steve-0 !RADSHAK! December 9, 2008

emaculate

A form of the word immaculate used by shady people trying to sell usually crappy cars.

This mercedes is emaculate with 300K miles and a damaged title and interior

by skwerlabusr May 14, 2011

ejaculate

to exclam or say somthing

hahahha

on the hardy boys one says "look out billy"hank ejaculated

by Sir Taylor of Pants December 3, 2003

external ejactulation

when you ejactulate into a womans face

after sex you ejactulate into your womans face when she sleeps, this is the act of external ejactulation

by veedee June 30, 2006