emergify

notify in case of emergency

So much simpler to say or write "emergify". Who do we "emergify"?

by revdrrenee July 8, 2010

emergency fifth

That special fifth of whiskey or scotch you keep tucked away for when shit hits the fan

John got dumped and fired in the same day so he busted out the emergency fifth

by SeargentSlaughter January 26, 2011

ehmer

unbelievably amazing usually german meaning sexy.

wow look at that dude he's so hot he's an ehmer

by stutegarthater May 18, 2011

eimrin

a smooth @55 brown man

i wish i could be eimrin said everyone ever

by oogityboogity February 1, 2014

Emergenshit

When your stomach cramps up all of a sudden, almost to the point to where you might possibly shit your pants. The chances of making it to the bathroom without defecating yourself are slim to none. Occasionally causes you to break out in a sweat. Excessive Taco Bell, Mexican, and Chinese foods can cause this.

I was sitting in the middle of lecture, when suddenly my gut cramped up in the worst pain imaginable. I had to run to the bathroom to take an emergenshit. Must have been that Mexican buffet I ate for lunch.

by laurlaurlaurlaur May 15, 2014

Elmer pud

It your dick when you get out of cold water! It looks like a turtles head poking out

I got out of the pool and had an Elmer pud

by Dsgrover October 22, 2015

Emergency Poop

The act of requiring urgent toilet facilities to produce a number 2 bodily movement. Mostly happens at the worse moments and comes like fire from satan.

Had to stop playing because of an emergency poop.

by Exell April 28, 2017