Eisenhower Middle School

Eisenhower Middle is a school that is named after The 34th President Dwight D. Eisenhower, And is based in Riverview Florida. At this school you will see the usual, Kids Hotboxing in restrooms, Teachers cursing, Kids Jerking off to loli hentai in the restrooms, kids Slapboxing in the restrooms, and kids Fighting in the restrooms. But for a school that has a lot of Involvement with restrooms, you would expect them to be a small bit clean. Most children at Eisenhower are fucking mental, or possibly retarded. There's multiple groups of kids, but the dumbest ones are the ugly, loud-mouthed black females that seem to think they have an IQ higher than that of a child with down syndrome that shits his pants when the bell rings, And the kids that think they're The Toughest, Strongest, Motherfuckers on the planet because they sag their pants and speak in slang that is so completely unintelligible to the point that you think that they are speaking in shittly written cursive. Most of the food there tastes like lightly seasoned Rat shit, But the lunch ladies are nice, minus the fact that they may or may not have put their own hair in the "WhOlE gRAiN PiZzA" or"PeRsOnAl PaN PiZzA".

"You Go to Eisenhower Middle School? Are you Fucking Retarded?"

"You sound Fucking dumb. Are you sure you don't go to Eisenhower Middle School?"

by -n0n5- May 28, 2019

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Eira

Your mothers girlfriend

Eira fucked your mother.

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Billie Eilish

A young talented girl (singer/songwriter). she's slandered for being a famous teenager for openly speaking up about youth mental health. Billie is often misunderstood by many, thinking her only emotions are sadness and "glorifying mental health" in her songs. Some of her fans are 12 year old girls/boys pretending to be depressed and use Billie's songs to somehow "prove" they're depressed (when they're actually not and most likely don't even understand her songs like those white girls happily dancing to songs about gang stuff and drugs on tiktok). People make shit up like she thinks she's "nOt LikE OtHER girLs" because of her oversized clothes but she's made it clear that it's because of personal insecurities and call her untalented while they go n listen to some NBA young boy and marshmallow type shit.

Person: *listens to one fucking Billie Eilish song*
A dumbass self absorbed cunt: EW are you like fake depressed or something?
Person: No?
A dumbass self absorbed cunt: Well then why are you listening to Billie Eli?
Person: Why not? I just think it's catchy it's not that deep man..

by mybigfuckingego February 4, 2021

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Shit and two make eight!

An expression used when something unpleasant has happened, is happening or will happen. It's a fun way of saying 'o crap, for cripes sake, o man or similar'.

Ugh, I just hit her in the head with a frisbee, shit and two make eight!

by shit&2make8 October 1, 2009

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