fat earth

really big fat version of flat earth

im a fat earther

by totalfuckup69 August 24, 2018

FLAC Earth

The belief that the planet Earth is actually a giant high-fidelity audio file

The Earth is not round, but rather we live on a FLAC Earth.

by RoundenBrown September 16, 2019

dirty earth worm

When two homosexuals are having anal sex and one guy cums on the other’s dick, the man with the cum on his dick then proceeds to put his dick inside the man that cumed on it.

“Bro, You wanna try the dirty earth worm?”

by littyg November 4, 2020

Flat Earther

One who pursues the notion the Earth is flat and discredits any valid scientific reasoning which proves otherwise.

Karen is a flat earther who receives all her information from Dr Google and Facebook and rejects scientific consensus to back up that the Earth is actually a sphere.

by UltimateDoge July 1, 2021

touch earth

To break one’s ankles so bad he touches the ground with to catch himself before he fails

I made him touch earth when we were hoopin

by lil_demi January 26, 2022

the best place on earth

Typically what people say when they refer to their hometown, when in all reality, every place in the world is nowhere near the best.

Person: Man, I love living in Baltimore! This is the best place on earth
Me: Now we know you are lying.

by EpicCollision June 23, 2017

last day on earth

The happiest day of my life

Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife

by Lord of cats June 2, 2018