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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Existence

Existence is the balance of living and soulfulness as well as godly forces on each side protecting and destroying life
by Broben5 June 3, 2019
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Existence

Life is like a rose it looks pretty but when you touch it is immense pain
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Un-existent

Un-existent normally means committing suicide or die to multiple causes.
I fucking committed Un-existent Morty.
by A random human who exists September 11, 2022
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I Tweet then i exist

Twitting or being active in social media(twitter X) as the sign of being alive or being around.
Hey joe..No i am not dead yet .its been a long time .You have seen my tweets.I tweet then i exist.ha ha
by TourageKnight January 29, 2025
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Person 1: But eventually the word will phase from existence
Person 2: Shut the fuck up I will fucking lazer you, with alien fucking eyes and explode your fucking head.
by dewoot July 8, 2021
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Greater Existence Cycle

A catchall terminology for the idea that you continue to exist as yourself beyond your death, through some either ascendence or metamorphosis of form.

This encompasses ideas such as Heaven, Hell, Spirits, Reincarnation, Nirvana, and other forms. Essentially, if you, the person, the ego, continue to exist after your own death.

This does not encompass things like your legacy or your will, as those are tangible actions that follow material cause and effect, rather than an abstract conceptual existence.
Gerard: "Hey man, wanna go ghost hunting with me?"

Davis: "Nah, I don't believe in any Greater Existence Cycle (G.E.C)"

Gerard: "That is why we need you, to be the skeptic on our team, as the one person who believes it is all over, man!"
by Generally Ginger January 19, 2025
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