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Dump of Death

Simply put, the Dump of Death is the ULTIMATE, the LARGEST, and the LAST dump you will ever take. This load can result in heart failure and fissures and tears in the rectum.

So when ya got the runz, don't wait, just release the bitch.

... and being found on the toilet like that is a really sad way to go.
An obese man walks into PF Chang's looking for a good meal. After finishing, he realizes he has to go. In the toilet, he starts to struggle, pounding on the wall around his booth. Moments later, he was found dead with an agonized face. A result of the Dump of Death.
by DudeDewdD00d June 11, 2009
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dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.
today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.
by muffler November 9, 2008
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Ghost Dump

The pleasantly surprising experience of not having to wipe after taking a dump.
"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."
by TedStroke June 13, 2013
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Big Dump

There is nothing more satisfying that taking a big dump with a good book to read too
by Rancid randy February 25, 2004
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Travel dump

Taking that huge dump at home after being constipated during a trip.
The food in Chicago was great during my business trip, but it really stopped me up for a couple of days. Thank God I finally took a travel dump today, I was getting worried.
by FreddieFred June 28, 2015
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Drama Dump

When someone dumps all of their dramatic life issues on you upon first meeting them.
Damn, she just drama dumped me!
by OParks December 7, 2010
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company dump

A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.
Fred: How was your company dump?
Jack: Not bad, I watched 13 youtube videos and tweeted twice!
by Extra Large Huevos - ELH September 8, 2013
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