drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night

Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call

by blupopscl July 23, 2016

Drunken Hawk

When you or someone else gives blowjob (Hawk Tuah) under the influence of alcohol

She was drunk as fuck at the club and gave a drunken hawk to one guy in restroom

by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025

Drunken Sprinkler

A person who gets violently drunk that can’t control their bladder resulting in pissing the sheets

Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”

Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler

by Bigballs42 June 28, 2024

Drunken Bar Fight

A virtual experience where you get to beat people up in random places but the people go to the hospital very fast

I wish I was inmortal like the npcs in drunken bar fight.

by Randomguy124 May 16, 2022

angry drunken skunk

Yu girls passed out drunk and yu shove your cock in her ass really hard so her pussy quiefs

My girl was so drunk i gave her an angry drunken skunk

by tinyrascalsavage September 4, 2016

angry drunken skunk

When you're anal fucking a girl with constipation while you're both drunk.

Yo that girl was an angry drunken skunk last night

by Dildoman420 April 14, 2016

Drunken Martyr

1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."

Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."

by lavish May 20, 2014