A Perfectly Drunken Night takes place when you (male or female) have had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to perform substantially above par sexually, usually resulting in exceeding previous expectations and smashing personal bests/records in the bedroom.
Guy 1: “So how did last night go after you left the bar with juicy booty?”
Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019
Get the Perfectly Drunken Nightmug. The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.
by Allen Charles August 16, 2021
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Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler
Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler
by Bigballs42 June 28, 2024
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by Randomguy124 May 16, 2022
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