drug canary

Someone who samples a drug before someone else, to make sure it's safe.

We found some potentially shady shrooms, so Robert volunteered to be our drug canary and confirmed they were totally pure.

by samsonite312 August 31, 2020

Drug Man

Mitchell. Mitchell is the true drug man. Always has been, always will be.

Mitchell: I am the true Drug Man. It’s still $15 a gram bitch.
*zips up fly*

by suryothomere August 11, 2020

Drug Flies

The dark grey spots that appear in your vision, moving as if in fluid, when your eyes chase them as you try to look at them. They're, apparently, harmless blood clots caused by drinking/taking drugs.

What was that? Oh, just damn drug flies.

by jimjiminih May 23, 2011

Drug fluffer

Someone who keeps the pipe, (bong), or (whatever apparatus being used to smoke,) hot, while smoking. Reason being, maybe, that a person is driving.

I need you to be my drug fluffer while I drive, so I can pay attention to the road.

by Shelle.belle October 17, 2021

Drug-radio

(n.) The aural hallucination of distant music or talking experienced by the drug user after a big weekend.

"Yeah, my day has been ok, but the fucking drug-radio is doing my head in!"

by Mrs Pepperbottom November 24, 2017

simon drugs

help me im dying
fffgfvgfdjtudgvfyjfyjf

cry of fear has some sweet simon drugs

by plushmon May 31, 2018

drug shits

When you take too many drugs and it causes your bowels to overload, thus causing you to reap what you sow with incredibly disgusting and unforgiving shits.

Mary did way too much cocaine last night and now has the drug shits.

by Cloudvanity June 26, 2016