Nigga driving

Driving erratically in traffic with disregard to traffic laws and other people on the road.

I don't like driving down Main street because they do a lot of nigga driving on that road.

by Bunkey58 September 3, 2022

water soluble driving skills

Driving skills that disappear the moment it starts raining. For unexplained reasons, this is more prevalent in areas that receive significant amounts of rain through the year. (Charleston, New Orleans, anywhere in Florida, etc)

I cannot handle being in traffic around all these people with water soluble driving skills, 1 raindrop hits their windshields and *everybody* slams on the brakes and starts driving like Grandma Moses.

by Sammy K Sarcasm December 14, 2018

Back-seat Driving

The person who ALWAYS has to micro-manage EVERYTHING, constantly looking over your shoulder, adding their opinions, and what they deem to be a more proficient way of doing whatever it is, added as corrections to the thing that you are doing in the right way in the first instance.

"Buddy, STOP BACK-SEAT DRIVING!!!

by Totes Hassles April 13, 2023

driving the bus

In the act of selling drugs, you end up driving around to several different places for very little profit.

"I'm driving the bus at this point since I've driven to Egypt and back all for a funky $20 profit!"

by MP$40 September 20, 2005

Driving Braille

When in a car with someone else driving, and the driver starts driving over the bumps on the lane divider, you can yell out "Driving Braille!", in an indication that he is driving over the bumps, creating a rapid bump bump bump noise.

(Braille is the bumpy writing that vision-impaired people use to read)

John is driving back from a late concert through semi-windy roads with Jill in the passenger seat, John starts driving over the lane divider which causes the car to mildly vibrate and a rapid bump bump sound to start.

Jill: "Driving Braille much?"
John: "Shuttup I'm tired"

by JoeBCC June 13, 2008

driving loop

Another name for the course traveled during the blunt ride, used when speaking in front of parents, pigs...etc

Josh-yo are we going to go on that blunt ride now?

Me- Shut the Fuck up josh, my moms in the other room, if she asks what you were talking about just say its a driving loop..

by Jigga Jerm May 12, 2006

non driving bastard

any time somebody does something ridiculous in there car. from turning, to parking, to backing, whatever

What the hell is that non driving bastard doing, I could park better then that blind folded!

by Zman January 29, 2005