Doidem

1) A guy that is obsessed with his hair and himself
2) A guy that is extremely weird but everyone loves him
3) A male that is mistaken for taking steroids because of his nickname

He never makes the first move, classic doidem.

by Monkeypincher January 12, 2011

Dooderlude

When you're taking a dump, the period of time between each turd is a dooderlude.

I get some of my best thinking done on the crapper, especially when the dooderludes are long.

by Grampa Betty April 28, 2011

Doodered

another word for dumb friends who think they are kewl

chris bird is a doodered along with fattyjoke

by mvh and bung January 11, 2012

Dodecing

Spending time with your girlfriend when your mates want to see you.

"Hey bro want to come to the concert on Friday?"

"Na sorry man, I'm Dodecing"

by PetoneCobb March 20, 2013

dodenoff

When you're masturbating and you doze off, pre-climax.

Man, I was so hammered I pulled a dodenoff and the wife was pissed. Mostly at the midget porn, you know, since she's tall.

by W.A.A.O.A. June 26, 2014

Dodecashot morning

A particularly difficult morning requiring the consumption of twelve shots of espresso or the equivalent amount of caffeine to fully wake up.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.

I'm having another dodecashot morning.

by Ender3030 December 5, 2016

dodelido

An alternate term for the sausage, or in it's scientific name "Ding-a-Ling,"

"all right johnny time to talk about the hawks and the hornets, the basketballs and the hoops, the dodelido and the ring,"

by coilusserpent July 14, 2016