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Fat Douchebag Syndome

A condition that affects obese teenagers. A fat person will usually talk themselves up in every social setting. They usually do this to mask their low self-esteem. They live in a delusional fanatsy world where they believe people want to hear them talk about themsleves for hours on end.
A man with Fat Douchebag Syndome is an extrmely talkative, overweight, social pariah.
by Jewfin February 5, 2008
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douchebag

One who boasts about his accomplishments. Usually associated with the term meat-head and or tool. One who puts shirtless pictures of himself on facebook trying to impress the ladies and or dudes. Most douchebags lack girlfriends or undeservingly have an extremely hot girlfriend. There really isnt an in-between. Uses terms like "big, huge, or ripped" when describing himself or "bro, or broseph" when talking about his pals. Usually does not realize his douchebaginess, and thinks he is being cool or impressing when really he is just making himself look like a moron. Usually referred to as "THAT GUY" when outsiders refer to him in response to his douchebaggy behavior.
"I love working out, drinking beer, showing off, and getting my tan on"- douchebag
by vag-taster69 June 2, 2010
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douchebag call

noun: loud, obnoxious exhaust system, most likely on a crappy foreign car, driven by douchebags. Usually installed improperly thus creating not a respectable sound of a finely-tuned race car, but a loud, droning buzz or series of pops that the owner of said car thinks is truly amazing, sounds awesome and is a true show of horsepower. Uncannily attracts teenybopper girls who think the car is straight out of Fast and Furious or other douchebags with similarly crappy cars and annoying exhaust systems.
Me: Man, what is that awful droning noise? Do you hear that?
Steve: That's Jeremy's exhaust.
Me: Yeah? I guess he's got all the bitches coming to his douchebag call...
by theoneTNA June 18, 2009
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douchebag

someone who acts like that dumb kid in kindergarden who knocked over your blocks, and spilled apple juice on your blanket at nap-time so it looks like you peed your-self
He reminds me of that douchebag, billy, from kindergarden...
by the magic man nipple September 20, 2009
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Douchebag

Anybody with the name James

Example: James franco
I heard James is a douchebag
by The REAL Biggus Dickus February 23, 2019
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Douchebag

To Taylor Swift, I'm Happy for You.
I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the Best Videos of all time! - Kanye West being a Douchebag
by NobodySpecial3wq September 16, 2009
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douchebag herpes

Douchebag Herpes is a highly contagious disease in which the affected persons act like complete douchebags toward all other forms of life. Like the well known herpes virus, the symptoms often lay dormant for long periods of time before surfacing. Douchebag Herpes is most common in attractive teenage boys when perfectly nice girls are drawn in by their charm. Sometimes manifests in the form of discrete lying, but most commonly by the said infected person completely ignoring said perfectly nice girl without a just cause.

Those infected with Douchebag Herpes can easily cure themselves by admitting their wrongdoing and apologizing, although the condition often doesn't allow this to take place because the infected person's head is usually way to far up his ass to see what he's done wrong.
Dude, you have douchebag herpes? you shoulda told me. we could've worked through it together. but stay away from me now, man. I don't wanna catch it.
by shingaling17 May 27, 2009
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