Donkey Peddler

An Irish man who makes fun of people on the Internet starting irrelevant arguments about world war two and then jumps on his donkey and peddles it to safety.

Stu is a donkey peddler

by Tortorific October 24, 2014

dongered

Used to declare complete and utter dominance over someone in a contest. Typically used in gaming. Refers to a quick kill, usually before the enemy player can even react, but not always.

I just dongered the shit out of this noob. He never even saw me coming

by LeeroyGankins October 31, 2015

Dongerball

Not to be confused with the game dangerball. Dongerball is a game where you send a picture of your dong or your ball upclose and the person you send it to has to guess which one it is.

Her: hey wanna play dongerball
Him: what’s that?
Her: send me a pic of your dong or ball and I’ll guess what it is.
Him: okay

by bandits stuff December 10, 2018

bar donkey

one who hangs out in bars because she cant find a corral..someone in need of a saddle

" lets go to the pub and see if we cant find us a bar donkey to ride"

by aanniigg August 3, 2010

Post-DonkeyKong

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.

Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.

by Danvk September 21, 2011

Wolf donkey

Ugly female but not limited to just females a man can be a wolf donkey also

Damn cuz, Did you see that wolf donkey looking bitch at the club last night?

by Youngknoxville November 1, 2016

Swamp Donkey Stalker

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!

Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!

by 3$K August 5, 2017