seven dollar gary

When the toothless hooker is asking $10 for a handjob, but you only have $7. She accepts anyways. Made famous by a cheapskate named Gary.

"I picked this trick up off the strip the other day. She wanted $10 for a handjob and all I had was $7. What do you know, I got me a seven dollar gary!"

by Ron Dawson May 7, 2008

Paper dollar

What a crack head that holds a handful of change (usually pennies) asks for when he wants to use a vending machine.

Say man, I'm Hungry, you got a paper dollar!?

by NOLA PatSmear February 3, 2010

Ethan Dolan

A boy who has a twin brother. They're equally as good-looking as each other but, Ethan is the better twin.

Ya, sorry Gray's lane x

Ethan Dolan is the better twin, end of story.

by cudix June 5, 2018

Mambo dogface to the banana patch?

A nonsensical phrase coined by Comedian Steve Martin back in the 1970s from his comedy album "Wild and Crazy Guy" on how he would teach kids wrong words so that they would mystify their teachers. In his joke, he teaches a child instructions on how to ask to use the bathroom with the phrase "Mambo dogface to the banana patch?". The teachers would be completely confused by this phrase. Apart from Steve Martin, his phrase was also used by adults who grew up during that time to mimic "gibberish", like people trying to talk while drunk or having had a stroke or cognitive disorder. It would mostly be used by persons who were teens or young adults in the late 1970s who were familiar with Martin or Saturday Night Live during that time period.

I was so groggy from the anesthesia that I was replying "Mambo Dogface to the banana patch?"

by OxfordGrad85 June 23, 2018

Hobo dollar whore

Someone who uses someone else's food stamps because they are too lazy yo get their own. Someone who dates fat chicks with kids to get their food stamps.

Dude he's a hobo dollar whore. His ex had 4 kids, 250 pounds and he spent her food stamps and bounced.

Where do I find a fat chick with kids? I got to hobo dollar whore myself in order to eat this month.

Damn, I'm gonna go hobo dollar whore myself, I need a Pepsi.

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

sucky sucky 5 dollah!

NOT ORIGINALLY FROM SOUTH PARk, Hails from full metal jacket, during the scene with pvt. joker and rafterman are sitting outside a cafe and a vietnamese prostitute offers them her services, shortly after.. rafterman gets his camera stolen

Prostitute: hey solja boy, you looking for a good time?
pvt. joker: How much for the two us?

Prostitute: 25 dowah, me love you long time

pvt. joker: 15 dollars is all my mom allows me to spend!

prostitute: 15 dowah ok 15 dowah, sucky sucky 5 dollah! me love you long time

(to rafterman)pvtjoker: you know have these dink whores are serving officers in the vietcong army

by HungryHerb July 24, 2010

Dogfart

A fart that smells like a combination of dog food and a really smelly heavy fart, particularly after eating something you don't normally eat.

Jeezus that dog fart's awesome!
Yeah think it was the fish paste sarnies at the reception. . .

If you dogfart like that again I'm going to puke
Sorry, how do ya think I feel having to sit in it?!

by Yesyoucangoto July 19, 2016