Whale dork

The epitome of dorkiness.

"Dude do you know that girl Jamie?"

"Ah yea she's such a whale dork!"

by hawaii350 November 23, 2011

Head-doer

Someone who does someone's head in; An individual who causes severe migraines and headaches to a person of their choice (usually of close relation) to serve their mischievous and teasing ways.

"Bro Angelina and Albina both won't stop doing my head in, legit head-doers man"

"My mum's doing my head in, all she isn't letting me have a break"

"Josh keeps calling me, he is such a head doers"

by Uncle Kamal March 26, 2020

Doorknobbing

When a door knobb is put into the vagina and turned

I was doorknobbing last night because i didn't have a dildo to use.

by BallSweatForSoup July 22, 2009

doorknob-everybody-has-a-turn

A term usually use to describe an overly friendly female in some cases male.This person requires little effort to fuck. Usually the word hello starts the grind session

John: Eric, saw you dancing with Star Jones last night at the club.
Eric: Yes, and after that she put on a private dance for me at my place.
John: Man, I swear that girl is like a doorknob-everybody-has-a-turn.

by atisha v. January 16, 2008

Doorknobish

Adj. Misspelled Misappropriation of the classic expression "doorknoby". Used by bitter resenters in lieu of sabotaging the original expression and spreading it all over, all wrong. Only the worst kind of persons will use it instead of the much more musical "doorknoby"

- "I like that combination of doable and doorknoby!"
- "Doorknobish?"
- "NO! Doorknoby! Like Yellowy!"

by Cremaster Akioro December 9, 2008

Doertard

A combination of Dork, Nerd and Retard.

Tiffany you are acting like such a Doertard.

by Brooklyn Fracalossy March 27, 2009

Dumb Dork Sandwich

Something you call someone who drives with their head up their butt and your children are in your car so you have to keep it clean.

Bad driver cuts you off and you have to throw on your brakes.
"You Dumb Dork Sandwich!!!"

by ShipWrect February 4, 2010