Ditch and Snitch

The act of a butthurt party goer who leaves a party full of intoxicated youth to report them to local authorities, thus protecting themselves from consequences and getting revenge

Carson: Guys watch out Greg looks like he's about to pull a ditch and snitch.
Zac: Yeah we shouldn't have given him so much shit about talking to Annika

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

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chorizo ditch

The reverse of a Mexican anchor baby. To repopulate Mexico from white trash vaginas.

“My ex wife is banging another Mexican chef from the restaurant, she is such a chorizo ditch”

by Softwaredick February 2, 2018

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Ditch Shits

Emergency road side diarrhea without toilet paper

I was travelling home and I couldn't make it to the washroom, I needed to make ditch shits.

by sarcastabytch January 1, 2020

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Ditch-jump

Similar to leapfrogging, when one drives a car in a ditch to move around a second car

Trenton’s trunk was in my way, so I ditch-jumped him.

by margophantom June 28, 2020

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An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).

Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!

Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!

by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020

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