decafitate

The sudden urge to poo that is instigated by the consumption of coffee or other caffeine based products.

Ie: to caffeinate oneself and then immediately deficate. Decafitate.

This morning, I drank a double espresso, then I decafitated.

by Trumpleton Parpsworth November 28, 2013

Dickface

A derogatory term that describes someone who is any and/or all of the following: sexist, racist, misogynistic, ignorant, bigoted, or just flat out idiotic.
(can be used as an alternative insult instead of existing swear-words that describe women's anatomical parts, as if they're bad/shameful things). Becoming increasingly popular amongst empowered women and feminists in particular.

For example: "Donald Trump is the greatest dickface to ever walk the face of this earth."

by Ruth Mackenzie May 14, 2017

shnaby dickface

a smart mouth sharp dresser whos face is reluctantly....a PENIS!!

get yo shnaby dickface outta here

look at that dumb shnaby dickface

by Rahimm September 10, 2007

ultimate decaffeination

When a trendy coffee boutique, usually less than a year old, is shuttered by corporate for either under-performing or being cannibalized by other trendy coffee boutiques of the same brand in the immediate area.

"I have to go to the Starbucks across the street now. My usual branch got the ultimate decaffeination."

by Ashley Meeks August 16, 2008

dickface

The male version of the infamous 'duckface' avatar for girls. Consisting of a semi-intelligent look in the eyes and a closed hand under your chin. Looking like a real dick.

dickface duckface fuckface avatar profile pic

by copykiller August 24, 2012

Leonardo DiCaprio

Literal definition of fucking perfect. Timeless heartthrob and will forever be the hottest man known to Earth. His jawline is sharper than the knife in Scream and his eyes are so fucking blue and perfect that they don't even seem real. His dirty blonde curtain style hair was just everything. I will admit, young Leonardo DiCaprio was so much hotter than him now, but older Leo can still get it. The way he just holds a cigarette in his mouth is just so handsome and sexy. He's such a talented actor and deserves so many more Oscars. He should've especially won an Oscar for What's Eating Gilbert Grape and The Basketball Diaries. Leonardo DiCaprio is so incredibly sexy and will forever be every girl's fantasy.

"I just watched Titanic and man, Leonardo DiCaprio was the best thing about that movie."

by bored.out.of.my.mind October 29, 2020

Decaf

Underage female

Check out the decaf.

You're fucked up.

When's her birthday haha

by Eric Luz April 12, 2017