godzilla drunk

The state of drunkeness where motor skills have decreased to a level where one cannot walk around objects such as chairs, tables, people, lamps and the like, instead walking through such objects knocking them over, causing the drunken fool to look like godzilla.

To say your boy was drunk would be and understatement, more like godzilla drunk man, tragic.

by Plastered March 19, 2005

Drunk Tuning

(v.) The act of purchasing songs on iTunes while in a drunken stupor.

Chuck: "Dude, I was Drunk Tuning last night and ended up buying some random Dolly Parton & Weird Al songs! I don't even listen to them"

Tre: "That's fucked up"

by Stayhandsome October 17, 2008

Drunk Bump

A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.

Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"

by xoxjadexxx November 30, 2009

drunk logic

the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.

Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?

Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.

by hurdleston December 8, 2010

Drunk Bimbo

Adolescent teenagers under the age of 16 usually who find attractive to act like drunk sluts who want t hook up with someone in a short period of time.

adolescent teen"Hi im 14 and totally wasted"....in response "she reminds me of a Drunk Bimbo"

by stanjamin April 5, 2011

Drunk Cheating Whore

A wife or girlfriend who uses the excuse of being wasted for doing something they knew they shouldn't have been doing.

Girlfriend text: i had sex with a guy last night at a party, but i was really wasted.
Boyfriend text: you drunk cheating whore we're done

by CaR_RaceR December 30, 2011

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013