Helmet of Destruction

The helmet of destruction is deadly. Whoever wears it earns +5 Charisma and whoever their victim is dies and immediate death with one hit. The helmet should never be in the hands of a noob. Only the REAL ones should have it.
"Hey look! It's the Helmet of Destruction! Wait... why is Bobby looking at m-" Little Jimmy's last words.
by YeetusFeetusAbortusCompletus January 10, 2019
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shelf destruct

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)
"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
by tsamu July 30, 2010
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Destruction suit

A destruction suit, is a type of fursuit that has taken less than a month to make (Whether be just the head, a fullsuit, or a partial, doesnt matter) and has no thought put into it. Things like water colour on fur may be used to give a weirdly rough look.
Emma made a destruction suit for her friend as a gift.
by Count Nigel January 16, 2025
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Weapon of Mass Destruction

abbr:WMD

n:
1: A really destructive weapon that Iraq doesn't, didn't and will never have.
2: A really big dick
3: A shit that makes a really loud noise when it splashes

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
opp: be peaceful
1: Throw a nuclear bomb or something really destructive somewhere
2: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction)
3: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation)

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
syn: perform a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman
2: When you shit too hard you wake up the entire family on a Christmas Night

through masturbation
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Acting in a porno performing a Weapon of Mass Destruction
2: Acting in a great movie that's for certain to win an Oscar
3: Acting in an awful movie that's for certain not to even get a viewer
4: Acting in a comedy

adj:
1: A jerk/someone who hurts people's feelings
n:
1:Iraq doesn't have any Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2:She likes my Weapon of Mass Destruction.
3:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Harry Truman threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction to Japan.
2:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
3:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction on my desk!

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
2:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

through masturbation
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation on my desk!

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Did you hear that Dick acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction?
2:Tom Cruise has acted in quite a few Weapons of Mass Destruction.
3:I've acted in so many Weapons of Mass Destruction that I want to fucking die!
4:Harry Klynn, Greek comedian, has of course acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

adj:
1:John is a fucking Weapon of Mass Destruction!
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024
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weapon of mass destruction

big ass weapons that destroy other people or things with one blow and could leave big after affects
That is a big ass WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION that could basically nuke the fucking world!
by lolgangster16 November 19, 2019
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daisy's destruction

a normal video that a human named peter scully created the video
peter: wanna watch the new freaky video?
you: sure why no

daisy's destruction is a normal video
by yomama2024 June 20, 2024
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destructive ownage

pure and uter anihilation to the point of no possible return
Steven: 360 no scope headshot with my pistol DESTRUCTIVE OWNAGE!!!!
Roberto: I shall never play Call of Duty again
by viyter March 07, 2010
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