As you can see, he is not a part of the team, but he insists he is. This is called Delusional Lurking.
by Stinky MP September 15, 2025
Get the Delusional Lurking mug.The phenomenon where you always think, "If I exhibit behavior A instead of behavior B, I will X additional hours of screen time per day from my parents" even though your parents don't akcually operate under such conditions.
He’s stuck in a screen time delusion, thinking if he cleans his room, his parents will reward him with extra gaming hours, even though they’ve never promised that.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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1. To make bold or baseless claims in an argument, only to retreat, deflect, or vanish once confronted with facts.
• “He started ranting about flat earth theories, but the moment I showed him photos from space, he pulled a delusional dally.”
2. To waste time in debate by clinging to false beliefs without genuine intent to engage or defend them.
3. Can be recognized as a “social dance move” - “He hit the delusional dally — step one: make a wild claim, step two: dodge the facts, step three: disappear like it never happened.”
1. To make bold or baseless claims in an argument, only to retreat, deflect, or vanish once confronted with facts.
• “He started ranting about flat earth theories, but the moment I showed him photos from space, he pulled a delusional dally.”
2. To waste time in debate by clinging to false beliefs without genuine intent to engage or defend them.
3. Can be recognized as a “social dance move” - “He hit the delusional dally — step one: make a wild claim, step two: dodge the facts, step three: disappear like it never happened.”
1. “Careful, he’s about to hit the Delusional Dally — watch for the insult before the exit.”
2. “Go ahead, hit your Delusional Dally, I’ll wait.”
3. “This is where you throw the insult and vanish, right? Classic Delusional Dally.”
5. “I see the Bold Step, the Spin is coming… wanna skip straight to the Delusional Dally exit?”
6. “You’re not debating, you’re dancing — straight into a Delusional Dally.”
2. “Go ahead, hit your Delusional Dally, I’ll wait.”
3. “This is where you throw the insult and vanish, right? Classic Delusional Dally.”
5. “I see the Bold Step, the Spin is coming… wanna skip straight to the Delusional Dally exit?”
6. “You’re not debating, you’re dancing — straight into a Delusional Dally.”
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