Decrapitation

The act of pinching off your poop before finishing its release.

As the turbulence increased in the airplane I decided Decrapitation would get me back to my seat quicker.

by bb2255 January 23, 2016

Decoy Boyfriend

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.

Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.

by P.Venuit May 29, 2016

decrapitizing

Decrapitizing...
Getting rid of all those things that you've held on to, thinking they where important or you will fix it someday. But it's just all crap that is cluttering your life, get rid of it... decrapitizing...

Since my son's have grown and left the nest, I've been decrapitizing my home and life.

by Gwendolyzer June 6, 2016

Decriptionized

A nickname for someone who has self-confidence.

My name is Decriptionized I chose it because, Decriptionized means "a peRson with self-confidence."

by DogeLUVhARAMBE December 3, 2016

decreshondria

a beautiful unique girl who is incredibly fun and wise.
loud and has a lot of spunk.

girls wanna be her, guys wanna have her.

often immitated, but never replaced.

an honest and loving person who isnt afraid to speak the truth.

guy #1: i want a girl like Decreshondria.
guy #2: i'd go around the world and back to get her.
girl #1: you saw how mario was looking at that girl Decreshondria?
girl #2: i'd give anything to be like a Decreshondria.

by Warnings December 21, 2016

deccypoo

Someone who masturbates in class but still gets all the girls. Such a player though, he is always attractive

Tam: oh how was that date with that boy
Tabitha: it was great but he was such a bloody deccypoo

by COOKIE21T August 14, 2017

decredico

One of the most badass memelord in the universe

That Davis DeCredico is one badass memelord

by ToasterDude6 August 15, 2017