The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time.
The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.
by Dante Rau July 20, 2006
Get the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin mug.the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.
heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.
by kirk May 31, 2005
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A toilet prank, whereby someone defecates in the refill tank (water closet), causing each additional flush to deliver brown, poopy water into the bowl.
Jim was being such a jerk at his party, so I went upstairs to his bathroom and dropped an upper decker in his toilet.
by bodythunder December 9, 2008
Get the Upper Decker mug.1. Remember that girl that I met at that party last night? I totally tech-decked her!
2. My roommate totally came in when I was tech-decking Ashlyn; and I don't mean playing with the little skateboard.
2. My roommate totally came in when I was tech-decking Ashlyn; and I don't mean playing with the little skateboard.
by Jeeves377 November 15, 2009
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Get the deck mug.A variation of the cunnilumpkin in which a woman receives cunnilingus while she deposits feces into the upper tank of a toilet. This is the female version of the blumpkin decker, and is far more difficult.
A combination of the cunnilumpkin and an upper decker.
A combination of the cunnilumpkin and an upper decker.
The hostess of the luncheon offended Mary and in turn embarrased her husband, so the two of them snuck off to the master bathroom did a shameless cunnilumpkin decker.
by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004
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Function: Noun
Date: Post Vietnam Era
The mental ward of a V.A. hosptial (usually the top floor) were vets go to get medication adjustments, escape from the world, drink coffee and smoke incessantly.
The catch phrase Flight Deck is so popular that it's even begun to spread into civilian nut huts.
Function: Noun
Date: Post Vietnam Era
The mental ward of a V.A. hosptial (usually the top floor) were vets go to get medication adjustments, escape from the world, drink coffee and smoke incessantly.
The catch phrase Flight Deck is so popular that it's even begun to spread into civilian nut huts.
1: Joe: Have you seen Harold lately?
John: He's on the flight deck.
Joe: I've wondered where he's been.
2: (Medication time is announced on the ward)
Patient#1: Medication time! Oh boy, CAT one ready to launch!!!
Patient#2: I hope it's not another FOD (Fuckin Over Dose).
Patient#3: Look at John, he's so over medicated that he's drooling and doesn't know where he is, fucking VA!
Patient#4: Yea, he's gear adrift all right.
Patient#5: says to med. nurse, "I'm refusing meds, fuck you!"
(Sound of P/A static on speakers) Med Nurse: Patient 5 has waved off, repeat, Patient 5 has waved off.
John: He's on the flight deck.
Joe: I've wondered where he's been.
2: (Medication time is announced on the ward)
Patient#1: Medication time! Oh boy, CAT one ready to launch!!!
Patient#2: I hope it's not another FOD (Fuckin Over Dose).
Patient#3: Look at John, he's so over medicated that he's drooling and doesn't know where he is, fucking VA!
Patient#4: Yea, he's gear adrift all right.
Patient#5: says to med. nurse, "I'm refusing meds, fuck you!"
(Sound of P/A static on speakers) Med Nurse: Patient 5 has waved off, repeat, Patient 5 has waved off.
by bolillo loco December 28, 2009
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