decepticon

sexual position
when two girls scissor on top of your penis.
if the aforementioned women are giving blowjobs to two other men. the decepticon has turned into a megatron.

Dan: I got sydney and hillary really drunk last night and got a decepticon.

Jordan: you are god.

by ProperHardcore September 18, 2009

Decepticon

Chronic liar. Someone who habitually lies about their lifestyle, job, sex life, or friends for attention.

"So, I was talking to Dave and he said he was the one who invented the vibrate function on phones. Then he pretended to get a call from Donald Trump and made me pay for the beer. Fucking Decepticon."

by M. Godhammur, J.R. December 23, 2007

deceptacon

man made woman or woman made man. some parts are transformed.

dudes watch out she's a deceptacon, autobots roll out.

by uchiha elitist January 1, 2010

Do the Decent Thing

A phrase that can be heard above the screams and the grunts of 'men only' establishments such as conservative clubs and roman baths. It is customary in such dens of rampant homosexuality that, should a gentleman be kind enough to let you make brown love with him, during the act you should repay his generosity with a reach around.

Come on Tarquin, I've let you into my pooey palace of pleasure, now do the decent thing and grab hold of my todger!

by Secretive Jim February 28, 2005

decepticlones

A mentally deficient excuse made by Hasbro to implement the superior Beast Machines plotpoint of having hundreds of mindless drones into the junky, worthless TF: Armada story. Decepticlones look horrible compared to the Vehicons... and Lord Megatron (BM) manufactured billions to occupy and police Cybertron... probably millions more than what this poor excuse for a TF villain is using in a video game. The only advantage decepticlones might have is better AI, which is only due to the fact that they made their debut in a video game.

Vehicons rule. Decepticlones suck.

by Nobody April 10, 2004

Deceptive Creep

A new breed of Creep. Such a form of Creep was not envisaged by the Greek fishermen a couple of centuries ago, when the art of Creeping was in its early stages of development. Such a Creep is widely regarded as the most dangerous type of Creep, as the victim rarely/never knows that they are the subject of the act of Creeping in question. Such Creeping must be monitored if the future of Creeping in general is to be maintained.

Hey, like I may or may not have noticed Louise left her door unlocked earlier so like the Deceptive Creep I am went into her room and Creeped on her diary.

by creepwithoutvoice June 15, 2011

Decepticon

A man who dressed up as a woman, sounds like a woman, looks like a woman, smells like a woman...but in reality has a penis.

Guy 1: Hey man, how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: We were about to snu snu when I pulled her pants down and a little elephant trunk popped out
Guy 1: DUDE! A fucking Decepticon???
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I had to make like Optimus Prime and ROLL OUT ya dig?

by DatKikero March 22, 2017