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Danish Donut

A danish donut is the bite size turds you shit that your partner eats as they are tossing salad.
You're gf loves leaving me chocolate rings after eating danish donuts
by DragonManFedYou June 16, 2011
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DANISH

A person who is overly infatuated with Dane Cook, and his comedy.
*At lacrosse practice, one boy shoots hard... anothr says..."FUCK BEES" for no apparent reason. This Person wouild be considered a "DANISH"
by laxkilla14 April 18, 2006
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the biggest fagget in the whole fuckin world
that guys a right danish
by assdas October 20, 2009
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Custard Danish

A variation on 'cream pie', the custard danish is when a dog (traditionally a great dane) ejaculates inside of a woman/man, in either the vagina or the anus.
My dog gave her a Custard Danish while she was passed out drunk!
by Octoboss January 7, 2011
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Danish love

Danish love is a term used when describing what occurs when a man with triphalia engages in unprotected gay sex typically another Dane though this term can used to describe this occurrence with all other nationalities except for Germans and Swedes.
Did you see that freaky Danish love scene in that porno I left in your VCR? I can't believe he actually has three penises!
by Tour Manager December 19, 2008
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Danish

A Guju-Mexican hybrid. Who not only works hard, but is also cheap like a guju. Most probably a manager for Patel brothers. He loves his paan and gutka. Always has his hookah pipe in hand or vaporizer due to modern times. He also loves rationalizing every point.
Yo I saw Danish at patel brothers.

You are such a Danish.

Stop acting like Danish.
by Shake Shake Shake September 16, 2015
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Danish

The sex position also known as missionary. properly done when the woman is sitting on a table and the guy i standing in front of her and between her legs while he is doin' it. For those who knows how to have sex, this i wonderful. For those doin it laying down, it is often akward and boring.
Girl:"Damn last night my boyfriend and me had Danish!"
Girl2" and he was standing and all?"
Girl"No.."
Girl2:" Then he is stupid."
by Sangenic July 2, 2009
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